It's dark and boring. Everyone is hunkered down doing nothing much but waiting for the December madness to kick off, and to be frank I'm feeling a bit bah humbug about that too. I like Christmas and all - in fact, generally I love it - but for Christmas to go smoothly in a month's time means engaging my brain NOW about things like travel and gifts and recipes, and my brain does not wish to be engaged. It would like to hibernate. It is asking itself what the hell it was thinking in September when it decided to knit masses of presents and bought all the wool and then just looked at it for a long time, because the appearance of Git Me that does not want to knit to a deadline while procrastinating on the big food-related to-do list WAS INEVITABLE.
Thing is, I know very well what September brain was thinking. It was thinking: I AM A KNITTING WIZZZZAAARD(-ess?)!!!!
Because of this jumper.
This jumper took over a year of knitting. No, actually, that's not true: it took over a year to complete, in which time I also knit several other things, because the knitting of this jumper was at once overwhelming (it's knit in pieces! Even when you've finished knitting it, it's not done!!) and overwhelmingly tedious. (Stockinette. Knit flat. In four separate parts. Insert crying emoji here). It's also knit in about the scratchiest wool I could find - well, in any case, the scratchiest wool I have ever knit with. All in all, it was not a smooth sensory experience.
Basically, this jumper was the very definition of knitting for the product, not the process. However. I knew, from well before I even cast on, that I would love the product. And the reason September brain was feeling so exuberant about its knit skillz is because I was right - all that hard work (ok, "hard work") finally paid off. I DO love it!
There are people who don't like wearing scratchy wool. There are people who think that a baggy gray jumper is too tedious to wear, let alone make (my mum helpfully voiced this opinion repeatedly). There are people who think dolman sleeves are the opposite of an interesting design feature.
I
am not any of those people. And this piece of knitwear fits predictably, perfectly well
into my weekend uniform of (skinny) jeans and (oversized) sweater.
See? I'm smiling. (This picture was taken before November).
See? I'm smiling. (This picture was taken before November).
SLEEVES GIF.
- Pattern: Cline dolman sweater by Julie Hoover
- My notes on ravelry here.
So, my northern hemisphere friends, how are you coping with the decreasing daylight? Any tips for me? Just no-one say hygge, ok. And southern hemisphere friends - NO WAIT DON'T TELL ME I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
Er, sorry. I'll probably be in a better mood next time...
